V for Vaccine

No but seriously, screw going on hiatus. This is my feeble attempt to get a post up amid the chaos that is school. Bear with me kids, I have a life you know (not a joke). A life filled with spaceships and gold toilets (maybe a joke). A life of girls falling over themselves just to catch a glimpse of me (definitely a joke). Back to the matter at hand. Things that are pressing on my mind at the moment.

*Saw VI. Seriously, any time a movie series is getting close to that point where I can't recognize the Roman numerals, I figure that's as good a time as any to go ahead and shut it down. I personally didn't even like Saw I that much, so you can imagine my surprise when I heard that they had made 5 more of those crap fests. The Godfather got 2 sequels, Citizen Kane got none, and somehow Saw gets 5+?

*Halloween. It's that time of year again. Hallow's Eve, when Satan shows his visage in the form of small children collecting candy and teens being douchebags. Sounds like a pretty normal day actually. I think I'm beyond trick or treating at this point, due to my age, slightly lowered voice, and patchy amounts of trashy facial hair. I might just gorge on candy. Or steak, because I can. I've never understood why people enjoy pranks so much at this time of year. Honestly, if someone eggs me, I'm gonna start busting heads. Anyone who thinks it's funny to either (a) egg people, (b) smash pumpkins/decorations, (c) ding dong ditch, or (d) leave crap on people's doorsteps is a grade A douche. If I see any of you folks doing that stuff, again, I'm gonna start busting heads. As for myself, I'll be spending the evening razzing about town dressed as anarchist anti-hero V, from V for Vendetta. Get pumped.

*Pizza. Just wanted to say I love you. It's in my greasy, Italian, red as marinara blood to love this stuff. And needless to say, I do.

*Volleyball. I'm so tired of having to defend the masculinity of this sport. It seems like everyone wants to try and give crap to me about playing, but I'm finally going to organize all of my thoughts on the subject here. If you want to contest the athleticism of the volleyball team, fine, but do not call the sport gay. Wrestling kids shower together, wear singlets, and the entire point of the sport is to rub up on a guy until you're on top of him and he has to surrender to your will. Football is played in spandex pants, every good deed is rewarded with a nice butt pat, and the purpose of the game is to do your best to once again, end up on top of another guy. As for another "manly" sport, lacrosse, isn't it obvious? The game is based on guys running around gripping shafts, and heads, and playing with balls. Leave volleyball alone. Oh and I'd like to point out that there is nothing wrong with homosexual, I'm just attacking the use of heterosexual norms and the double standard applied to volleyball.

That's all for now. I just decided that I had to unblock my writer's mind somehow. This short little thing was the best I could do. Peace in the Middle East friends.