Do You Mind?

When someone says "do you mind..." it confuses me. If a person says "do you mind giving me that" and I say no, they think that I do in fact mind and I will not give it to them, but the fact that I do not mind means I don't care that I am giving it to you, so I will in fact give it to you. But when I say "yes" to their question, they think I am giving it to them, when I don't want to.

A similar situation came up at a restaurant the other day. This was a place where, should I say, everyone excretes their whiteness. Some bitches asked me for a photograph, "could we bother you for a second?" Now, I said yes. But this was confusing. I said yes, you could bother me, meaning I am allowing you to take my time by making me take a picture of you. Had I said, no, you can't bother me, that would mean that I'm not allowing you to bother me so leave my premises.

Of course, these hags took offense. They thought that I purposely insulted a senior citizen. But no, the only senior citizen I insult is my mother. So, they were about to scurry away so I busted out: "Sit down bitch you move again I beat the shit out of you. Don't make me wake this baby (her daughter was pregnant), she don't know what I'm about to do, quit crying bitch don't make me fuck you"... And then they left.

So, yeah, some bitches confuse me and it needs to stop or else I'll fuck them til they love me.