Sneakerhead Vol. 1: A Brief Introduction

I am a sneakerhead. This is my collection as of now. 10 pairs, mostly Nike. As The Vaccine's resident sneakerhead, I've taken it upon myself to be the Moses of this flock of lost shoe-Jews. Hmm. That came out wrong. Anyway, here is Volume 1.

1. PF Flyers Bob Cousy
Are you tired of wearing Converse when everyone else is also? Yeah, me too. Converse lost their individuality at least 20 years ago. I love the shoe in spite of this. That's why I like this as an alternative.
2. Navajo New Balance
Those first shoes weren't all that crazy. I like to walk the line of eccentricity when it comes to shoes. With that in mind I give you the Navajo New Balance. These are flashy, but the color scheme isn't very out there. It creates a nice contrast. Maybe if I buy these it will ease my white guilt. Hey Native Americans, if I buy these, are we cool?